Keep Thirsting, My Friends

Pumpkins Wanted   Submit   "If you have to ask, you'll never know." Or you'll know a whole lot and then you'll disregard my Rugrats quote.

makos-lightningrod:

one of the most underrated but bamfest moments between two fabulous characters.

(via catharsicle)

— 6 hours ago with 1577 notes

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

(Source: sizvideos, via baileybasketcase)

— 6 hours ago with 375333 notes

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via 1outoftouchwithreality)

— 8 hours ago with 680995 notes
Them:I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You:Why not?
Them:It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You:So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them:NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You:You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them:But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You:Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
— 8 hours ago with 118463 notes
randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

(via tangentswithsmoke)

— 8 hours ago with 39256 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you even read Deadpool comics?


Answer:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

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No.

PERFECT RESPONSE :D

— 20 hours ago with 41873 notes
swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell off of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell off of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

(via mylefttesticle)

— 20 hours ago with 1316547 notes

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(via darlingyoufellapart)

— 20 hours ago with 643612 notes